The Republic of Reer Basindarkenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by your leader and only your leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.453 billion Reer Basindarkennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of idk. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The powerhouse Reer Basindarkennian economy, worth 193 trillion basins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,916 basins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, Your leader and only your leader is the self-declared God of all Reer Basindarkenn, and the national symbol of Reer Basindarkenn is now always featured on a skewer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reer Basindarkenn's national animal is the Rearian Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Reer Basindarkenn is ranked 60,546^th in the world and 2,903^rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.